Worst intern request ever. This is actually on craig’s list.

Found this from @mxmaione on Twitter.

MOST CHILL INTERNSHIP IN NYC:

music/film/art/internet/chilling (brooklyn)

ATTN: craigslist is stupid and is giving me an error for my email address. email me at sweeetamerica@gmail.com

Hi bro/brah/girl-bro

listen to this song while reading post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o375ke8Csio&feature=related

We want you to be the best global intern brooklyn has ever chilled with.
We dont want you to just get coffee, we want a chiller to get coffee with us.

Who are WE?

We are four chill bros who just need more chillers. CHILLERS=INTERNS

NO SCRUBS, NO DRAMA QNS, MYT PITCH THIS TO MTV

Things You Will Gain From Interning For Us!!

+++COLLEGE CREDIT (seriously!)
free website FOR YOU (w/ free hosting for duration of employment)
multiple parts in popular web series
4 NEW FRIENDS!
meet very important people in “the business”
one free trip to coney island or pink berry (upper west side location ONLY)
any knowledge you’d like in: computer programming, art history, bicycle repair, circuit repair/bending, expressionist lighting, live sound, music production and composition, geography, mixology, 8bit music, guitar, chilling, cinema.

WE’RE in BANDS. OUR BANDS CONTRIBUTE TO THE WELLBEING OF ‘SOCIETY’

3/4 bros are in Lionshare.

LIONSHARE would expect the following of you: accompany us to all (100%) of our shows (free entry), consume a lot of free booze, share thoughts on unreleased materials, be able to leave a mtn dew in the freezer just longh enough so that it’s a lil frozen but not THAT
frozen. Just frozen enough. Manage the merch table at our shows, manage band out-reach opportunities, test microphone levels on stage, potentially drive us to-and-from shows, 3-4 foot vertical leap male, 1-2 feet female, lock picking skills, understanding spanish or java is a huge plus.

YOU WILL GAIN 10+ experience points in: remixes, producing, songwriting, contemporary art, the internet, reading, getting drunk,

our basement, grilling, teresa banks, our neighbor ricky, live sound, party pics.

BRO BREAKDOWN:

BRO #1; If you were gonna chill with this bro you would be moving around a lot, maybe carrying PAs from show to show. You will def get bought a monthly pass if asked to chill with this bro. you will also have to learn how to do a good headphone mix of a shitttttty fucking club in the 40s on the west side,. ugggggggh shit.

BRO #2: if you were to chill with this bro you will definitely need to <3 reading a whole lot. you will need to love “cinema”. to the max (go
to film forum alot.)

BRO #3: this bros into computer programming, contemporary art and internet shit, like programming. chill on the internet alot. having a delicious account + google voice is a huge +.

BRO #4: Bro #4 is fairly nocturnal. Everyday around 3 pm he’ll get an iced latté. you’d be expected to “come with.” he can wait for you to get coffee. Listening to music like hard techno happens a lot, whether it is “ironic” or “not” should be a debatable emotion for you. speaking french or german is a huge +++

expected hours of chilling a week? 2 -168 hours a week.

LETs meet this weekend/week and interview you!